Australian Generosity and Magnanimity Towards cricket India!
World Saturday, October 31st, 2009Ok, India is a fanatic nation longing for pro-Indians every where, but that does not stop any similar “democracies” from appreciating Indian-ness in kind. Indeed Australia has proved to be good cricket team by helping India to redeem its false glory on 28 October in Nagpur, India but they still have a lot more to do to sustain the impression created in Indian media as a trusted ally in cricket matches.
Undoubtedly Australia is much better than India in cricket art. Australia has time and again has demonstrated that in practice and in excessive stress to make India realize it with conviction, but India cannot accept any such “anti-India” claims. After making Indian cry loudly over the crushing defeat and the insult heaped on them by the visitors letting them hope for a maiden victory in first Baroda ODI, Australia has in fact removed the ill-feelings the innocent Indians have harboured towards Australia by losing the second ODI in style. They indeed made poor Dony an important cricketer, who has been reeling under malicious media condemnation for years now make 100 plus very meticulously. In fact the hidden process of replacing him with another key player has been pending in New Delhi, owing mainly to the problems of replacement as the most probable ones like Shewag and Yuv Singh have also been flops in recent times, complicating the matter and making the media growing restless, as usual.
Now for the time being poor Doni is safe. Australian services for India are unregrettable. Apart from assisting Indian skipper in resurrecting himself from the bating recession in recent times, with a bulky 124 run gift, the kind Australians have also given (just) one run to Harbajan to make over the deficit of one run for half century (49) in the first ODI. Put together the scores of both ODIs, he can claim a half-century in records.
But Australia should restrict their own totals to 100 minus to make the Indians feel fully satisfied. However, Australians could not offer 400 plus runs as it was expected by Indian media, mafia and spectators. India hopes the guests play elegantly the third ODI by letting India make 600 runs (not very big, it is just two runs per ball on average with a couple of fours/sixes per over) In fact every ball has the value of at least six runs and the Indian run rate should keep going up to reach 900 plus as the ODI series ends in India.
Here even the tails also should be offered a century each so that their friends and fans are also kept in good humours. But be cautious about giving runs unnecessarily to Muslim players because that makes the great Indians upset all over again.
Great India would try to be grateful to graceful Australia for this simple gesture towards one of the greatest democracies of world, other being the USA killing Muslims and drinking their cold blood in Islamic world along with its terror allies including India. After all, India is doing all this not promote Muslim interests, let alone their image of prestige, on the contrary it is done to make Muslims look like fools in front of giant Indians. Australia should take not of this.
Thank you, Australia, for whatever has been done by your efficient cricketers so far for innocent Indians and also for the anticipated future quick actions on the field. Of course, extra cash, as usual, for special services rendered to India to uphold its invisible dignity, would reach their individual accounts directly from Indian mafia and other conspirators! After Indian cricket mafia does not have any track record of cheating foreigners.
The Indian Republic Day is fast arriving and some of them have to be handed over national medals for their extraordinary achievements in cricket and other sports with outside help. And Australian help in this regard would be appreciated by many now.
By Dr. A R Colachal
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on Oct 31 2009. Filed under